Minecraft REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minecraft is an epic game created by Marcus "Notch" Persson. (Call him Notch in public.)  Minecraft is a sandbox game where you build structures, mine up valuable ores, explore the world, and craft objects to help you, all while you fend off the monsters of the dark.  I could go on for thousands of sentences explaining the game, but here's the short version:

To live, you must have wood.  If there's no wood, you are screwed.  The first things you need to build (after a workbench (A.K.A. Crafting table) are the tools of pickaxe and sword.

After you build your tools, you need shelter.  until you get coal (or charcoal) for your torches, you should make it roofless.

When you get the chance, mine up some cobble to build better tools.  Additional tools to make are axes, shovels, hoes, and bows (with arrows).

Kill plenty of these to get your food:

Cows: Drop Beef and leather.  Leather is essential for making armor.  If you right click on them with a bucket, you get a bucket of milk.

Pigs: Drop porkchops.  You can ride them if you can get your hands on a saddle.

Chickens: THE MOST ANNOYING ANIMALS EVER! SLAY THEM AT ANY COST! Drop raw chicken and feathers.  When alive (>:( ) drop eggs.

When night falls, make sure you have enough weapons and food to last through these mobs.

Creepers: Explode.  Drop gunpowder, essential in making TNT.

Zombies: Basic enemies.  Walk slowly towards you, deal minimal damage, great target practice for active bow users.  Drop rotten flesh, and rarely, iron tools.

Skeletons: Shoot arrows at you.  Also great target practice, because as long as you are within their range, they stand still.  Terrible aim.  Drop arrows, bones, and rarely, Bows.

Spiders: Jump at you.  Sometimes have skeletons riding them. (  :o )  Drop spider's eyes (WARNING! POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT!!!) and string.

Endermen: Teleport. Get angry when you look into their eyes. Drop Ender Pearls, which teleport you.

After your first night, you can do whatever you want.

Want to build a roller coaster?
Go ahead!
Want a palace to reside within?
Sure!
Slay a dragon in an alternate dimension then steal it's egg that teleports when you right click on it?
DEFINITELY!!!

I rate this video game

9.999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy it for $25 by clicking the link!->Minecraft.net
( I don't like to explode in any video game, ever.)

Prometheus REVIEW!

I recently began delving into the Alien universe.  A few months after watching Alien, I decided to see Prometheus in theater.  The movie is about
WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a group of humans who venture into space to find their creators.  As the movie progresses, the Alien evolves into more advanced forms.  It starts as a mealworm, then advances into a snake thing,  then evolves to a giant squid monster,  finally ending pretty close to what an alien looks like.

The characters:

David: A creepy robot boy.  Deciphers the language of the so called "Engineers."  Also ends up killing a doctor on the ship.

Elizabeth Shaw: The main character.  Gets infected but uses a surgery table to rip out a baby squid monster.

Fifield: Mercenary who smokes.  Becomes a zombie and kills half the crew.

Old guy whose name I can't remember: Man who sent the people to find the Engineers.  Killed by the last Engineer.

Black guy whose name I can't remember: Awesome pilot.  Flies the ship into the last Engineer's spacecraft.

Blond girl whose name I can't remember: Leader of mission.  Annoyed at the fact that she was forced to go to a desolate planet's moon.  Gets squished by Engineer's ship.

All in all, I consider this a good movie.  In a 1 to 10 scale, I would rate Prometheus a
8.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIA Episode 3-6

LIA Opening Sequence

(Insert season finale)

I am making the last few episodes of LIA season 3. Season 4 will be Youtube exclusive, meaning no more main series on JessinmyBrain. (Insert Crying Luigi.) One reason is because I want long videos, which blogger won't allow. Also, I want to add a title sequence to all episodes, instead of a separate video. Oh, yea, and the NPC guys I was talking about won't appear on LIA, so I guess I'll tell you who the new characters were supposed to be: PIKMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instead, I found some better characters, two from the flea market, two from McDonalds. Can you find out who they are? Or do you fail?

LIA Episode 3-5

Episode 3-5 Is a direct continuation of 3-4. It takes place right after the team fell off of the camp. They will not use it again, not for a long time.

Supa Malleo 60-Foe! Episode Foe

School is coming tomorrow! I'm really exited because even with filming, editing, and writing my book, this summer was extremely boring. Let's go over what I've done this summer. We've seen two traitors join Bowser Jr's high counsel, a takeover of the kingdom, and an enemy help Mario recapture Peach. Also, we've seen Bieber get shot by Tony Montana(LOL ROFL), Malleo get some stars, Link shoot himself, and some new Zelda songs for seasons 3 and beyond. Expect less Mario songs in the future. Since I'm not going to have much time to do this anymore, I'll give you few sneak peaks. Someone will have wind-chime-phobia, Someone will have amnesia and join Mario's group, Someone will come hunting Mario, and on the season finale, Someone will crash in Mushroom Valley. Someone not seen since the new play control games...

The Legend of Zelda Trailer

This video is mainly a test for my new music. All of the music comes from the Zelda games Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time, and Wind Waker. Among my favorites are Saria's Song, The opening story song from Wind Waker, the Oath to Order, the Gannondorf battle from Wind Waker, and Zelda's Lullaby. Copyright Nintendo 1994-2011.