Minecraft REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minecraft is an epic game created by Marcus "Notch" Persson. (Call him Notch in public.)  Minecraft is a sandbox game where you build structures, mine up valuable ores, explore the world, and craft objects to help you, all while you fend off the monsters of the dark.  I could go on for thousands of sentences explaining the game, but here's the short version:

To live, you must have wood.  If there's no wood, you are screwed.  The first things you need to build (after a workbench (A.K.A. Crafting table) are the tools of pickaxe and sword.

After you build your tools, you need shelter.  until you get coal (or charcoal) for your torches, you should make it roofless.

When you get the chance, mine up some cobble to build better tools.  Additional tools to make are axes, shovels, hoes, and bows (with arrows).

Kill plenty of these to get your food:

Cows: Drop Beef and leather.  Leather is essential for making armor.  If you right click on them with a bucket, you get a bucket of milk.

Pigs: Drop porkchops.  You can ride them if you can get your hands on a saddle.

Chickens: THE MOST ANNOYING ANIMALS EVER! SLAY THEM AT ANY COST! Drop raw chicken and feathers.  When alive (>:( ) drop eggs.

When night falls, make sure you have enough weapons and food to last through these mobs.

Creepers: Explode.  Drop gunpowder, essential in making TNT.

Zombies: Basic enemies.  Walk slowly towards you, deal minimal damage, great target practice for active bow users.  Drop rotten flesh, and rarely, iron tools.

Skeletons: Shoot arrows at you.  Also great target practice, because as long as you are within their range, they stand still.  Terrible aim.  Drop arrows, bones, and rarely, Bows.

Spiders: Jump at you.  Sometimes have skeletons riding them. (  :o )  Drop spider's eyes (WARNING! POISONOUS! DO NOT EAT!!!) and string.

Endermen: Teleport. Get angry when you look into their eyes. Drop Ender Pearls, which teleport you.

After your first night, you can do whatever you want.

Want to build a roller coaster?
Go ahead!
Want a palace to reside within?
Sure!
Slay a dragon in an alternate dimension then steal it's egg that teleports when you right click on it?
DEFINITELY!!!

I rate this video game

9.999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy it for $25 by clicking the link!->Minecraft.net
( I don't like to explode in any video game, ever.)

Prometheus REVIEW!

I recently began delving into the Alien universe.  A few months after watching Alien, I decided to see Prometheus in theater.  The movie is about
WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a group of humans who venture into space to find their creators.  As the movie progresses, the Alien evolves into more advanced forms.  It starts as a mealworm, then advances into a snake thing,  then evolves to a giant squid monster,  finally ending pretty close to what an alien looks like.

The characters:

David: A creepy robot boy.  Deciphers the language of the so called "Engineers."  Also ends up killing a doctor on the ship.

Elizabeth Shaw: The main character.  Gets infected but uses a surgery table to rip out a baby squid monster.

Fifield: Mercenary who smokes.  Becomes a zombie and kills half the crew.

Old guy whose name I can't remember: Man who sent the people to find the Engineers.  Killed by the last Engineer.

Black guy whose name I can't remember: Awesome pilot.  Flies the ship into the last Engineer's spacecraft.

Blond girl whose name I can't remember: Leader of mission.  Annoyed at the fact that she was forced to go to a desolate planet's moon.  Gets squished by Engineer's ship.

All in all, I consider this a good movie.  In a 1 to 10 scale, I would rate Prometheus a
8.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIA Episode 3-6

LIA Opening Sequence

(Insert season finale)

I am making the last few episodes of LIA season 3. Season 4 will be Youtube exclusive, meaning no more main series on JessinmyBrain. (Insert Crying Luigi.) One reason is because I want long videos, which blogger won't allow. Also, I want to add a title sequence to all episodes, instead of a separate video. Oh, yea, and the NPC guys I was talking about won't appear on LIA, so I guess I'll tell you who the new characters were supposed to be: PIKMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instead, I found some better characters, two from the flea market, two from McDonalds. Can you find out who they are? Or do you fail?

LIA Episode 3-5

Episode 3-5 Is a direct continuation of 3-4. It takes place right after the team fell off of the camp. They will not use it again, not for a long time.

Supa Malleo 60-Foe! Episode Foe

School is coming tomorrow! I'm really exited because even with filming, editing, and writing my book, this summer was extremely boring. Let's go over what I've done this summer. We've seen two traitors join Bowser Jr's high counsel, a takeover of the kingdom, and an enemy help Mario recapture Peach. Also, we've seen Bieber get shot by Tony Montana(LOL ROFL), Malleo get some stars, Link shoot himself, and some new Zelda songs for seasons 3 and beyond. Expect less Mario songs in the future. Since I'm not going to have much time to do this anymore, I'll give you few sneak peaks. Someone will have wind-chime-phobia, Someone will have amnesia and join Mario's group, Someone will come hunting Mario, and on the season finale, Someone will crash in Mushroom Valley. Someone not seen since the new play control games...

The Legend of Zelda Trailer

This video is mainly a test for my new music. All of the music comes from the Zelda games Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time, and Wind Waker. Among my favorites are Saria's Song, The opening story song from Wind Waker, the Oath to Order, the Gannondorf battle from Wind Waker, and Zelda's Lullaby. Copyright Nintendo 1994-2011.

Supa Malleo 60-Foe! Episode 3

In this episode to save the princess, we:

• Collect 4 stars,
• Pwn Dr. Carlshmirtz who clearly has a cold,
• Go Goomba Stompin',
• Explore a Sea Cave,
• Get electrocuted by treasure chests,
• and collect 8 red coins.

A new Special Episode is coming out, in two parts! It introduces a new character and one that hasn't been seen since the Other World part 1! The title is The Biggest Fan.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I am missing only the characters Sonic, Toon Link, Jigglypuff, and Wolf. I'm only missing the stages Pirate Ship and Green Hill Zone as well.

My magic the gathering deck is coming nicely, and I found Chandra, the Firebrand to enhance it. I'll post a picture of me next to me soon to prove it. I also bought a spider deck so that I could have more air defense, and it came with even better cards then I expected. Arachnus Web entangles the weak fliers, allowing Thran Golem armed with fully powered Firebreathing to crush most opponents, while Lava Axes and Chandra, the Firebrand's abilities do their work.

Supa Malleo 60-Foe! Episode 2

Can anyone tell me what happened in Thundercats episode 2? I missed that episode.

New episodes coming up! I'm going to the beach, and that's where episode 7 will take place. Also, look forward to LIA on the beach, a brand new short coming soon!

I saw Pikmin 2 at a used game store, and this is what they priced it at-$$$40.00! It must be a rare game!

I've been playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and my brother won't let me take out any good challengers- Falco, R.O.B, Luigi, and Toon Link. But he's loosened up, and today I'm fighting R.O.B. The character I use all the time is Link, so you know I want to fight Toon Link. I hear that Toon Link is high on the Tier List, and I want to take him out. And Gannondorf. He's at the bottom of the Tier list.

My brother also almost broke my Flip Camera when he took it out of the Mac without pressing the eject button. That means my camera was out for a few days, and it finally works today. Also, TheMarioWebcam got home yesterday from NJ, so he might post something soon. Hopefully the 5th episode of the Super Mario 64 Series. No promises, so don't get your opes up. I checked his Youtube account this morning, and he hadn't uploaded anything yet. He did, however, add new videos to is playlist Nintendo Video.

LIA Episode 3-4

LIA Episode 3-3

Sorry, the Supa Malleo 60-Foe! didn't happen. However, say hello to LIA Episode 3-3! I'm in the process of creating episode 7 and editing episodes 4-6. So, we'll be watching a whole lot o' this!

Thunderbolt out. ;~)

A Man's Worst Friend

Yeah, sorry, I haven't uploaded anything recently... I've been watching RyanZGG's Epic Let's Play Pikmin. To see it, click on this link. Youtube,com/user/RyanZGG

New Vids coming Up! Supa Malleo 60-Foe! is coming out tomorrow, and today I'm filming Let's Play Metroid Other M! Yay!

I found my old Spongebob and Poliwhirl plushes, so expect Spongebob and Lavi the fairy in new episodes.

Supa Malleo 60-Foe! Episode 1

In this episode, we:

• Find out the princess is kidnapped
• PWN a Fat King
• Invent a teleportation pod
• and climb a mountain

I got this idea while playing the game, Super Mario 64, played with the name, and got Supa Malleo Sixty Foe. Try saying it out loud, it's fun! I will be visiting all the levels, including the special moment on the top of the castle, with everyone's favorite character. Or at least mine. Speaking of this character, expect him in new shorts, i've forgotten him for a while, and I'm going to film a new short including him, Green Monkey, Mario, Belgium, and Malleo. The Third episode of Season 3 is coming very soon, It's nearing it's final stages of development.

The Legend of Zelda OoT The Parody Episode 25

Lately, I have had trouble with Level 3, The Skull Woods, of The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past. I had to go to Level 4, The Thieves Town, to get the Titan's Mitt to reforge the Master Sword, AND go to the Mad Batter to decrease the amount of magic used, andI STILL can't get past the Torch Room with Gibdos.

At the Sleepover with Ike, we finished the Pokemon Snap game, and watched the first few episodes of Dragon Ball GT. We also filmed an upcoming short, where Mama Luigi finds a very familiar Ninja Dog. He had a pool that was deeper than the one that I go to with TheMarioWebcam, which I liked, and it was bigger, too. Ike Fact: he likes Anime.

Angry Birds Episode 1

I have gotten time to explore the 3DS, and there is a lot. The 3DS can play DS, DSi, and 3DS games along with software such as Super Mario Land, Pokedex 3D, and The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. Also, if you don't want to buy the same software as you have on the DSi, you can transfer the old data. There is a gyroscope that senses tilting, which is used in Face Raiders, Cubic Ninja (Don't Buy It), and the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D's Slingshot, Hookshot, Longshot, and Bow functions. The 3DS comes with the game Face Raiders. In Face Raiders, you must take a picture of something. Then, it takes the center of the picture and turns it into a samurai head, which you then have to defeat. The 3D mode can interrupt the gyroscope, though, so I recommend 2D mode. The 3D mode hurts some peoples eyes, so some people will play the whole thing on 2D.

3DS Review Score: 8.75 out of 10

The Legend of Zelda OoT The Parody Episode 24

I just got a 3DS!!!!!!!!! The first thing I'm going to do is make a Mii.

I'm having a sleepover with my friend Ike. I hope we'll have time to try out Pokemon Stadium 2. He's never played it. Pokemon Stadium 2 has more Pokemon and a better announcer than the original. I have made it to the Eucreteak Gym.

LIA Episode 3-2

I know the Hookshot is a useful tool in Zelda games, and was the foundation for the Longshot and the Clawshot, but is it really needed in a Zelda 2D game like The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past? The functions seem different, as you can't aim up, and some enemies are defeated by it, some stunned, and some not affected in any form or way.

LIA Episode 3-1

It's finally here! Don't blame me if you don't like it. It's not a comedy. Mario Party has been CANCELED.

The new Avatar show, about the Avatar Korra, has Aang and Katara's son, named Tenzit, teaching Korra Airbending. Aang is dead, as of a side effect of laying in ice so long.

The Legend of Zelda OoT The Parody Episode 23

It's been raining so much lately! I was at the pool with TheMarioWebcam when we first heard the thunder!

My Dad just got something that can play old NES games. It is called the Retro Entertainment System, or as I like to call it, the RES. When i played Kirby's Adventures, which was basically Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland, I realized something- I suck at those games. I'm not even good at my favorite game series first game, The Legend of Zelda! I can't find any Rupees or the first dungeon. I wish the RES could play Super Nintendo games, because I have Super Metroid, and I have seen my Dad play it and it looks like a really good game for the Metroid series, almost no metroids and a lot of hard bosses.

The Legend of Zelda OoT The Parody Episode 22

Episode 1 of season 3. This season will balance around Princess Ruto.

The 30th of June is probablthe day I get the 3DS. The first game I will get is The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D. I have seen my friend, who goes by the Youtube name TheMarioWebcam, and not only are the graphics and audio enhanced, but I see that the movement is more realistic, and there are Sheikah Stones that sow the answers to puzzles involving dungeons. Also, you can replay through every boss you've beaten at Link's house. I reccomend it and TheMarioWebcam's videos both.

Spoiler Alert: TheMarioWebcam is filming his Super Mario 64 series' today, Tuesday June 28th of 2011, and uploading it within the next week.