Saturday, December 4, 2010

Luigi Game Review 2


Luigi's Game Review 2

McDonald'ds

Episode 10: McDonald's


Remember, I make up stuff as I go, adding to the comedy.

The first season of the main series will be called Mario & Luigi: The Grand Mushroom Adventure.

It's snowing! While I was blogging, I looked out the window and it was snowing.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Death of Bunny

Episode 9: The Death of Bunny

Episode 9: Sol and the Goths


Hey, the weather says its gonna snow on wednesday! I'm going to stay inside and drink hot cocoa.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Episode 8: Jailbreak


Keep tuning in! On Christmas, many characters will be added to the show, including Mario, Bowser, and the mysterious Mr. L.

Monkey's Stupid Juice

Luigi Game Review 1


I'm sorry that this video wasn't funny. I'm getting as much Luigi in as possible before Christmas. That's when the real fun begins.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Luigi's Idiotic Adventures

This is the first installment of the Luigi's Idiotic Adventures. Enjoy!

Episode 1: Luigi Flies



Monday, August 9, 2010

This means war


necrons vs space marines
I got some miniature soldiers today. I made some rules and played a game with my brother. He messed up the rules and brought out the old N-SECTs. The game was ruined. Also, he gave the N-SECTs some stupid abilities that made it worse. I quit by lunchtime.

I caught Kyogre and Suicune. I evolved my Bulbasaur into a Ivysaur and then a Venasaur. Cuviz finally evolved into a Blaziken. I looked on the floor and found my old shiny Ho-oh and Lugia cards. I did catch Lugia at the Whirl Islands. I can't evolve my Pineco into a Fortress. I would trade any Pokemon to get a Fortress. My Pokedex is only missing a few, including Arceus, Palkia, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Latias, Latios, Rayquaza, Torterra, and Groudon.

I recently got Warhammer figurines. Warhammer is a cool game where you use these soldiers to kill other soldiers. I got the Necrons, a race of skeleton-metal soldiers who can reassemble themselves. My brother got the Space Marines, some men who kill all the evil stuff in the milky way. Warhammer is set

Friday, July 30, 2010

Moltres

The lizard before it lost it's tail.

Yesterday I caught Moltres. It is a Flying- and Fire-type Pokemon. I caught it with a Dusk ball. I also caught Articuno, a Ice- and Flying-type Pokemon, and Mewtwo, a Psychic-type Pokemon, in Dusk balls. Now I only need a few more Pokemon to complete the National Pokedex, including Venasaur, Lugia, Zapdos, Manaphy, Phione, Latios, Latias, Kyogre, Groudon, and Raquaza. I evolved Cuviz(my Combuskin), into a Blaziken. I nicknamed my Moltres Condor. On Pokemon Battle Revolution, I changed a few things on my character, including battle card design, Pokemon in the battle card, and catchphrases. I also changed my clothes from the Cool Jacket and Cool Pants to the Cyber Jacket and Cyber pants. I registered Bugsy's, Misty's, and Jainie's phone numbers into the Pokegear.

I traded more cards to my brother. Some more cards in my deck include Neverending Torment, Runed Servitor, Elder Pine of Jukai, Nest Invader, Spiritual Visit, Bala Ged Scorpion, Broodwarden, Baloth Woodcrasher, and Stalwart Shield-Bearers.

Yesterday we found a lizard. It fell out of it's box and lost it's tail. We recaptured it, but it's tai squirmed around. My brother was like, "Ewwww, its gross...". Sucker.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Pokemon, Magic the Gathering, Metroid Prime 2 Echos, and a sleepover with Ike

I had a sleepover with Ike. It was awesome! I brought over the Nintendo 64 and he helped me with Pokemon Snap. We played Magic. I was able to beat Ike, but his mom schooled me. While I was over there, I caught a Mewtwo, who I named Isteller, and a Arcticuno, who I named Ike, after Ike. I also evolved my Sunkern into a Sunflora and got Feraligater and Umbreon into my Pokedex.

Recently, dad let us start playing Metroid Prime Two Echos. In the beginning, Samus received a distress signal from the planet Aether. When she entered the atmosphere, her ship got damaged and crash landed near a ops base. She found all the soldiers dead. When Samus reactivated the power with a bomb slot, the soldiers rose up and attacked her. She escaped and found Dark Samus entering a portal. Samus followed, and was attacked by black things that stole her weapons. Samus fell back through the portal as it was closing. She found the ship with the distress signal. More soldiers attacked her, just to be killed. Samus watched a video showing how the soldiers got stranded and killed. They were assassinated by the Ing, an evil race of black beings. When the video ended, she was attacked by a small patrol group of Ing.

I had a trading spree with my brother last night. He wants to be a Blue specialist. He traded me a ton of cards he didn't need for cards I didn't need. Cards I now have include Serra Angel, a second Mordant Dragon, and Greater Basilisk. I also have Ulamog's Crusher, Glitterfang, Dosan's Oldest Chant, Matsu-Tribe Birdstalker, Dreamcatcher, Combust, Chandra's Outrage, and Anjani's Mantra.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pokemon Master! More about Camp

Yesterday, I defeated the most powerful computer operated character in the entire Pokemon series. I beat PKMN Trainer Red! It was Red's Pokemon: Pikachu, Blastoise, Venasaur, Charizard, and Snorlax VS my Pokemon: Ho-oh, Tyflosion, Infernape, Empoleon, Lucario, and Bayonet. In the end, after a hard fought battle, I defeated him and beat the game. I chose Bulbasaur as my Kanto starter.

At camp, I worked on my scout rank and the first aid patch, which I earned. I am a member of Troop 232. A lot of skits at camp were played out. My favorite was Celebrity Jeopardy. In Celebrity Jeopardy, famous people made total fools of themselves on (fake) National TV. Our Senior Patrol Leader was working and couldn't come. I bought a knife and walking stick.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Summer Camp, Invader Zim


I was on a camp-out for a week. That's why there is such a big gap between this post and the last one. Sorry! I bought a knife and a walking stick. I am a beginner's level swimmer. I earned the First Aid patch. I'm nearly a tenderfoot rank in scouting.

When I got home, my brother was watching a show dad said wasn't allowed, Invader Zim. It's about a alien who wants to destroy humans and capture Earth for his race, the Urchins. He was exiled to Earth without knowing it, given a robot named Gir, who is made of garbage and is crazy. He met Dib, who is a paranormal investigator who wants to prove that Zim is a alien. Zim disguised himself and Gir as a human kid and his dog. They had robot parents and gnome security and a secret evil lair under the house.

In Pokemon HeartGold, I'm in the Kanto region. I beat the Pokemon league and have 10 badges. The extra two are from LT. Surge and Sabrina.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Ike's Party

The sleepover at Ike's was awesome. Of course, I had to go to Boy Scout first. I brought my nintendo 64 with several games to it, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and Jetforce Gemini.

First we played Pokemon Stadium. Then we watched all three Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour movies. After that we played a round of Jetforce Gemini multiplayer. I showed Ike how to play and all the heavy weapons. I played adventure mode and advanced two levels and unlocked Veela, the female character. We had to go to bed after that.

The next day, we had waffles for breakfast. I showed Ike my Plants V.S. Zombies game. We played Mario Cart 64, and he beat me in every race. He even beat me at Yoshi's Valley! He was using Yoshi as his driver. We had Little Ceaser's pizza for lunch. I transfered my Pokemon Battle Revolution battle card to his game, then we played New Super Mario Bros. Wii and beat the second world's tower. Then I had to leave.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Sleepover

I'm going to a sleepover at Ike's house! It's gonna be fun! I'll bring over the spare Nintendo 64 and play it with him!

I am making paper-mache planets. my Magic decks are at the ready. I have a new Bakugan, Subbterra Coredum. I just got Doodle Jump on my IPhone. Doodle Jump is a game where yo make a doodle jump to the top of a piece of paper.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Zombie Farm

I'm in the pokemon league! The Elite Four are easy, but Lance is so hard!!! I get to his Arydactlal, but then he knocks out all my pokemon! I even tried using my Bayonette and Lucario!

For a graduation gift, I was given a IPhone. On it is a awesome game where I raise the undead from the ground. This game is called Zombie Farm. I am a level four farmer who currently has 5 zombies. I had 9, but I lost four in a fight against Old McDonnel. I have girl zombies on the way, though. Plus, I just bought the turnip mutation!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Brother gets a tooth pulled

I made enchiladas tonight. They tasted fine. I don't like typing this.

My brother's tooth was pulled today. I bet he cried like baby! He wore a dorky paper thing in his mouth all day. I went to my aunt's house while he was at the dentist's. I bounced on their trampoline and played video games.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Summer vacation

I am in summer vacation. I have to do workbook ) : and get weekends off ; ).

I was at Toys R Us yesterday and got some Bakugan called Subbterra Sabator and Subbterra Foxbat. I also got a Bakugan BattleGear called Rock Hammer. Rock Hammer is a gold Gear that boosts my Bakugan's Gs by 70. My brother got Bakugan, too. He got Clear Akwimos and Twin Destructor.

Yesterday was My brother's birthday. He got a Haos Bakugan and a BattleGear. He also got Magic cards and a lego set. We all had ice cream cake!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

My graduation

Above: Me and my reading teacher ;)

Today was the most important day in my life (so far). It was GRADUATION DAY AT RCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dressed up to the occasion. The principal made a joke of making it standard dress code. We entered Gym with the graduation music on (LOL) and proceeded to our chairs. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, Speeches, people walking across the stage. I got my friends to sign my yearbook and the photo with all of us in it. I left early.

I caught Ho-oh, the fire bird Pokemon in Pokemon Heartgold. I caught it with the Master ball and named it Keldor. Currently, it is at level 46 and knows Extrasensory, Fly, Fire Blast and Sacred Fire. My team is Keldor the Ho-oh, LV 46, Red Gyarados, LV 42, Typhlosion, LV 43, Epona the Ponyta, LV 32, and Ampharos, LV 43.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Fifth Grade Dance

Above: My friends from left to right: J, Con, Me, and Ike

Days ago RCE had a fifth grade dance. Before we went, we had famous people's names taped to our backs. Honestly, I didn't know half the names. I was Nathen Kress. When we went in the gym, they had a red carpet and a DJ and everything! We walked in further and they gave us glasses (plastic). I entered my name in the giveaway thing but I didn't win. When they served food they gave out great stuff! There was brownies and chips and cookies and even cake! Ike and I had a ballon war! In the end, Ike won be shurekening me in the eye. Then we took pictures! It Was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Exclusive Battles of Epsilon Exerpt

I. My Pants are set on Fire

At first there was nothing. No space, no time, not even light. Then, there was a explosion of massive proportions. When that happened, ion and plasma were scattered across the young universe.
Ion and plasma are attracted to each other. Weird things can happen when they fuse. I learned this in the hospital when the doctor told me how my pants were set on fire in front of half of Utopia City!

This is a excerpt from the future book (maybe) called Battles of Epsilon by Arado (me)

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Battles of Epsilon

I'm writing a book!!!!!!! It's going to be called Battles of Epsilon. It is a book about a war on the planet of Epsilon. The war is between ERUP (Empire of Races United for Power) and the rebellion. You'll have to wait for the book for more info.

In The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I found the boss key. In the boss room, I fell down a pit. When I hit the ground, I bounced. Then giant hands started beating on the ground. A humongous monster appeared out of nowhere,then disappeared. The battle to defeat Bongo Bongo began.

I instinctively shot the only visible part of Bongo Bongo's body, his hands. Then I put on the Lens Of Truth to see him rush at me. I shot more arrows into his eye and started slashing at the same spot. Then I repeated. Finally I slashed him the last time and he started bongoing to death. Then I got the Shadow medallion from Impa, the Shadow Sage. Goodnight, Bongo Bongo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 31, 2010

Memorial Day Weekend

Above: The groom's car

Today is Memorial Day. I think it has something to do with a war. My Grandma on my mom's side is visiting today. In fact, she's here right now.

On Saturday I attended a wedding between Aunt Cay and Sur. It was sooooooooooo boring. We had cake, fruit, chicken, and macaroni. When we went outside we did group pictures. I saw an awesome pool with a water slide.

Sunday was cousin CJ's birthday. We went to Target to buy him a present. His present was a bunch of Spongebob stuff. I was extremely tempted to buy a new Bakugan called Subterra Gordum. I decided to save for him with the the BattleGear.

At the party, my brother and I bounced on a trampoline. We also got on a small racer. My Grandparents on my dad's side are touring the United States, going to famous places like Yellowstone National park, Mount Rushmore, and even Vegas.

Con visited me today. I showed him my Bakugan video game character. He liked it and started a file. He chose Darkus, the attribute of darkness. His brother also started. He chose Pyrus, the attribute of fire.

Friday, May 28, 2010

The Pyrus Tournament

Today I beat the Pyrus tournament. I partnered up with Dan. In match one I beat Klaus and Shuji. Battle two I beat Jewls and Julio. On the third battle I beat Marduk and Shun. The final match was between us and Marucho and Chan Lee.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Baku-Rank UNO!

In the Bakugan video game, I beat the Haos tournament. After I beat Marduk, Vladitor stole the Silent Orb and evolved into Battle-Axe Vladitor. All the other Bakugan gave Leonidas their power to evolve him into Omega Leonidas. Omega Leonidas beat Battle-Axe Vladitor in a one-on-one battle. Then they both died! Leonidas came back at the park, though. When I checked my rank, it was #1! Take that, Marduk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

My mom's b-day

Yesterday was mom's birthday. We went to Old Navy to buy sandals. Then we went to Barnes and Noble to get a big bag. We also got to go to Kmart to buy Magic: the Gathering cards. I got a Planeswalker! They are the rarest cards in the game!

At dinnertime, we went to Friday's. I had a pizza and fries. For dessert I had a sundae. I have not gotten mom a present(I am EVIL!). I wanted to get her a chocolate bar. Mom had shrimp.

Yesterday mom got a game on her IPhone called Plants VS Zombies. It's a game where Zombies invade your neighborhood, and you plant seeds that sprout plants that attack zombies. Your neighbor, Crazy Dave, helps you along the way. When the zombies get into your house, you hear a scream, and then the screen says "THE ZOMBIES ATE YOUR BRAINS!". Some plants are the wal-nut, the cherry bomb, the tangleweed, and the sunflower. Some of the zombies are the jack-in-a-box, the ogre, the bucket helmet, and the football player.

In the Legend of Zelda: Ocanrina of Time, I crossed the Haunted Wasteland. First, I found quicksand. I swiftly longshot myself to a box. Then I followed red flags to a shine. while climbing up, I put on the Lens of Truth. A ghost then showed me the way to the Spirit Temple. I then teleported to the Shadow Temple.

In Bakugan the video game I beat Dan, who is the hardest player in the game to beat. He made me an official battle brawler. Then I bought Gorem and Tentaclear. All of the battle brawlers had there Bakugan evolved except me. We entered the Ultimate Brawler Tournament to beat Masquerade and Marduk. My rank is fifth.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

awesome EOGs

My EOG scores came in today. I got all 4s! 4 is the highest score in my Elementary school. My reading club's last meeting was today. I know you're thinking I'm a nerd. I brought in my favorite book, Animorphs #1 The Andilite's Gift. I hate Hate HATE my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

The day I assassinated hot ladies

Next week is my mom's birthday. We're going to Friday's(the restaurant, not the day.)
It's a great restaurant, but I wish the food would come faster. Tonight, I eat at home. (Yum, pizza!)

Instead of playing Bakugan and kicking Dan's butt (!) I played The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time. I was in the Shadow temple, but I wanted to earn Epona: the horse in the game. I headed over to Lon Lon ranch. To get Epona, I defeated some old dude in a clown suit twice. He locked me in the corral, but I jumped over a wall on Epona. Then I proceeded to the corral near Lake Hylia. Finally, I found my way into the Gerudo desert.

When I got into the Gerudo's Fortress I was caught by a Gerudo (a hot lady!). She threw me in jail (she's feisty!). I broke out and killed one (too bad. She would have made a nice girlfriend.) and got in the fortress. There I found a carpenter and a red-suited Gerudo (Super Hot!). I killed the girl and freed the carpenter. He told me there were three more and that I needed to save them (seriously!). I freed them after killing like 15 hot ladies (WAAAH!). Now I am an official Gerudo (all of them exept Gannon are H. O. T. Hot ladies!).

Saturday, May 15, 2010

EOG week

Above: Con and me picking strawberries.

I was very busy this week. Sorry I couldn't blog sooner! On Monday, I took a test on what I did all year in class. Extremely easy. It was only 12 questions long! I finished within 20 minutes. At the end of the day, they put on a corny play with horrible characters

The math calculator active test was on Tuesday. It was the second longest test in the week. This test was 54 questions long. I was very challenged by answering the questions. Many of them were division, which is not my forte.

On Wednesday, I completed the math calculator inactive. It was 28 questions long. I didn't need to use math much, because most of the questions were geometrical. We finished too early.

Thursday I did reading comprehension. It was the longest test, with 58 questions. Reading is easy for me. Friday was makeup day. On Friday, I got my brother a new Magic: Rise of the Eldrazi deck.

Today, Saturday, I went strawberry picking with Con. We picked a lot of big, juicy, ripe ones. We also hung out and talked a lot. In Bakugan, I beat Shun and Maskerade, and got to the Pyrus tournament. My NEW Bakugan are Subbterra Leonidas level nine, 460 gs, Subbterra Cycloid level 6, 430 gs, and Subbterra Lazerman level 6, 320 gs.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Mother's Day

Today in the Bakugan video game I reached rank #14. It has become hard to rank up since I got to #15. I hope that I will reach rank #9 by next Sunday. I also faced my annoying little brother in the game. I have to admit he's good. I beat him on the Haos field, but he beat me on the Pyrus field. My Ventus Reaper and Ventus Fear Ripper are both at level six as I approach my battle with Shun.

I visited my grandma today. My dad wanted to see her for Mother's day. When we went to the flea market, (the place where they have the state fair) we got her a metal crab for her wall. She likes crabs. I wanted to get My grandma a wooden fish that said I just feed the fish. I don't catch 'em.

I like to climb trees. When I am in a tree, I feel as if I am one with nature. When I read in one, I easily blast through pages. Even though my tree is next to a road, I can feel tranquility all around me. I love to climb trees. But if you don't recycle, than more and more trees will disappear. RECYCLE OR ELSE!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

My brother gives me a bloody nose, Avatar is awesome

My annoying brother has done it. We were playing Magic, he was inspecting my card, and then, BAM! He punches my face. Next thing I know, I'm here blogging about my brother acting like an alien and a warrior. Now he thinks I'm a king.

My Bakugan: the video game skills have gone way up! In one day I've gone from #159 to #19. I beat Runo, Marucho, and Julie. I bested Vladitor and his lackie Markus. I met Shun and won the first and second battles of the Maximum Power tournament. By tomorrow I will be in the top ten brawlers with Shun, Dan, Maskerade, and Markus.

Avatar. That movie is awesome. It has another planet and aliens and military, while it still finds time for romance and tragedy. The movie is about a man named Jake who goes on a military mission to find out more about the Navi, an alien race who ride elephant-sized horses and dragon-like birds. When the military starts to attack the Navi, Jake will stand with others who are doing the right thing.

Magic: the Gathering: awesomest card game ever.

Even though I just got my deck together yesterday, I think Magic is awesome. I like using landfall creatures like Cosi's Ravenger and flying creatures like Kor Skyfisher. My brother ptrefers vampires to strategy. His deck is entirely black creatures like Butcher of Malakir and Anowon, the Ruin Sage.

In Bakugan, I'm in the Subterra Comp. At rank #159 I am very close to beating the guy who owns Vladitor. By the way, I use Subterra. My Bakugan are Subterra Robatallion, 305gs, Subterra Falconeer, 350gs, and Subterra Leonidas, 405gs.

Friday, May 7, 2010

My Life So Far

I am a very complicated guy. I am going to use the screen name Arado. Okay? I don't know if you like it, and I don't care, either. I like Pokemon and Bakugan. If you ever need help, I'm checking my email twice a week.

I have two great friends. I'll call them Ike and Con. They like the same things as me, only they're way better than me. I think this is because I at the most get 3 hours of video games a weekend. As I approach the Elementary EOGs (End Of Grade) tests, I start to realize that I'm not a kid anymore. I have the world's most annoying brother. Just now he enjoyed a victory in Pokemon: Champion Island. (He played against himself! What a nerd!)